lamescapes:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the sky like this before and it’s incredible

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

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victoelia-thrumbutter:

“Some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again.” 
- C.S. Lewis




anime-e-youkoso:

where rapunzel at

anime-e-youkoso:

where rapunzel at




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Me: “So I’m discerning religious life.”

catholicliving:

Other people:

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coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

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prolifecatholic139:

forget about a knight in shining armor, I want a knight of columbus.







❝ Acquire the habit of speaking to God as if you were alone with God. Speak with familiarity and confidence as to your dearest and most loving friend. Speak of your life, your plans, your troubles, your joys, your fears. In return, God will speak to you—not that you will hear audible words in your ears, but words that you will clearly understand in your heart. ❞
— St. Alphonsus Liguori (via beatae-memoriae)



Happy Birthday Harry James Potter (b. 31 July, 1980).

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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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